Talk about a panic attack.
Yesterday morning I got up and wandered, with my usual grogginess into the office to check weather.com. On the way, I noticed that every single one of the leaves from my split-leaf philodendron was gone. Stripped from the plant and eaten.
I went about coffee and yoga and showering...
About 11:30 a.m. I told Rhonda about it in a random conversation at work. And she said, "I wonder if that's poisonous?"
I thought -- I'll go check.
But I didn't until 1 p.m. Then, Crap. HOLY S*H*I*T it's number one on the list.... Oh MY GAWD......
I drove home immediately and --
Everyone was just fine. Crazy doggies. I have no idea who it was. I know it wasn't Jenna, she was in her crate. But my adrenals are shot... Waiter? another espresso, please.