Just an update

Jenna Dog got her tubes out on Saturday. She gets her stitches out Thursday. She is healing and there is no sign of infection. She is still wishing she could chew on herself, but the collar prevents it. And she's cute.

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It is possible to oversmoke chicken

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You know you're sick when your arm aches after you hold up a hair dryer with it.

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Naked Lunch does not involve taking your clothes off.

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Few Americans can identify Garam Masala

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I am pissed at American women.

When the hell are we going to get over allowing ourselves to be victimized?

My massage therapist is a man in his 50s. Most of his clients are women. This is because he works so deeply that it hurts like hell sometimes. Most men can't stand the pain.

Kristin knows this. She has been to him. He is tough.

Anyway, he tells me this story about a woman who went for a massage at White Rock Athletic Club (local, high-dollar) and the therapist sucked her toes and her nipples.

WHAT?

How the f*&^ did he ever get to her nipples? If a massage therapist started sucking my toes I would slap the shit out of him and leave.

I'm not blaming the woman for this happening. But I do blame her for letting him continue the massage. Then getting dressed, paying for it and leaving without making a stink. Further... apparently, she is telling her friends she's still trying to decide what to do about it.

HUH?
Go file sexual assault charges. Do it now. Do it yesterday. Do it before he assaults anyone else.

Women, we cannot stop the BS that happens to us until we all, collectively do something to prevent it from ever happening to anyone else.