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The Top 10 things I learned while attending Scarborough Faire...

1. The first day of heat in any summer can zap the life out of the most energetic of crowds.
2. There's never enough time to see all that you put on your agenda.
3. Finding gluten-free foods during the Renaissance was obviously nearly impossible.
4. Some jokes are funny no matter how many times you hear them.
5. People, especially beggars and idiots, evolve.
6. Put enough fabric and excess costuming on, and you, too, can look like you haven't really aged in a decade.
7. German Comedy Rap Show = neither funny, nor particularly musical.
8. Beer/Bad Wine and nasty, crappy Mead can travel back in time to the Tudor Era, but apparently it's too much to ask of Hard Cider
9. It's amazing how cute 3 trained white rats can seem when humanity's children are running amok.
10. No matter how much you love your beloved, after the temperatures hit 90 degrees, touching is not as much fun.