Advice on controlling bladder infections: if you're going to take Levequin, and you'll likely be prescribed the stuff if you've got a tendency toward these UTIs, take them after eating. AND, swallow your meals with handfuls of gas-X.
Advice on visiting a gay bar: Know at least a few bits of trivia about Bette Middler or Barbara Streisand. And don't assume they won't want to see your tits.
Advice on eating cherries: Never, ever, no matter how they taste, eat enough cherries to actually make you feel full. Unless your office is also a bathroom you will not get much done what with running up and down the stairs all the time.
Advice on listening to NPR: No matter what you think, there could always, always be another side to the story. Day to Day aired a story about Sprint canceling the accounts of folks who called customer service too much. What they didn't say is that these customers were calling to see how many free credits they could get and some of them hadn't paid a bill since 2005.
http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/exclusives/sprint-customers-terminated-for-complaining-too-much-were-scamming-sprint-for-free-service-277026.php
Advice on gas leaks: If you see blue flames shooting to the ceiling every time you light a cigarette, by all means call the fire department. Do this right after you leave the house. Leave the house immediately. Take all the other stupid people in the house with you. Do not, as some stupid woman in Fort Worth did recently, light just one quick cigarette before the fire marshal gets there to inspect your house. Especially if that fire inspector has told you not to light any more cigarettes. She did this. And she died in the explosion. And the real problem with this story is that she was able to reproduce before she died. And her dipshit hubby, who actually struck the match for her, is now suing the gas company.
http://www.star-telegram.com/news/story/164584.html
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