Oddness

I am in the Mustard stage of life.
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People with Celiac are incredibly easy to please.
One batch of yummy, buttery, chocolate chip cookies that are soft and don't crumble and you can make us happy for an entire week.
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The reason I like internet shopping is because my time is now more valuable than anything else. But even with shipping, it is still cheaper to get car parts, saplings, spa covers and cell phone accessories online.
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As I get older, I like my parents more and more and other people's parents less and less.
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Simple truths are the ones that stay true. To keep order in a dog pack, you must feed the Alpha dog first.
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I still haven't gotten to make/try duck-fat fries.