Wednesday, December 02, 2009

How to screw up a Wednesday morning

I decided to use the Internets for their intended purpose, research. Of course, I know that the Internets are really for Porn, but we'll just call that human sexuality research.
So, I got online and asked for online quotes for health insurance.
I'm trying to help my boss, because it's my health we're insuring. The first site showed me all the quotes I wanted - except HMO. I wanted an HMO quote, just to see. So it tried another site.
This is when I got screwed.
"Fill out this nice form, Ms. Terribly Naive," they said.
"Oh, OK," I said to myself like this was no big deal.
Fast forward to the part where I click submit and I don't get any quotes. Instead, I get a God-forsaken link farm which sent me back to the first website. And NO QUOTES.
Commence the phone calls.
I can't say I was very nice after the first few...
Now, I'm just ignoring the calls.

Can you say, sucker?

1 comment:

CheeseGoddess said...

I feel for you!! Health insurance ughhh........